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Friday, January 21, 2005

An Inauguration Limerick
Today we re-inaugurate
The chimp who has a mandate
For oppression, deceit and war
Get ready for four years more
Enjoy your freedoms before it's too late.


Wednesday, January 19, 2005

There Are Two Kinds Of People...
...blue staters and red staters...

...passport-holders and non-passport-holders...

...to which I'll add Letterman fans and Leno fans. (even if you don't watch anymore, surely there's one you'd prefer over the other)

Johnny Carson is a Letterman guy.

Attaboy, Johnny.


Tuesday, January 18, 2005

This Is How We Look To The Rest Of The World
Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat.

Check out the pic of the fat kid at this Italian newspaper's website.